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pizza: there’s 100 millon ppl on tumblr so if we all put in $20 we could buy tumblr for $2 billion and then yahoo couldn’t have it
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Yahoo bought Tumblr pass it on
sexydavestrider: french-miaou: nicodidevilo: mrsmosby-wannabe: relright: thecouscousqueen: kenyabenyagurl: thinksquad: Announcement coming Monday WHAT DOES THIS MEAN I smell ads coming if this is true I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT I AM SEEING FUCKING ADS I AM SEEING FUCKING ADS ABANDON FUCKING SHIP ABANDON FUCKING SHIP thank you french-miaou for offering hope.
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big-booty-itches: when your parents ask you to help them with technology
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zarry: people who act like theyre too good for mainstream pop
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westbor0baptistchurch: Shall I compare thee to a Summer’s Eve? You’re a douche bag.
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marissaloud: thorhead: mary had a little lamb its heart was black as coal. it crept into her room one night and ate her fucking soul. I feel like I just watched an episode of Supernatural.
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sabrinagrimm: sabrinagrimm: me huntin for the pussy SSTOP REBLOGGING THIS I’M A STRAIGHT 14 YEAR OLD WHITE GIRL
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That moment when you realize that The Lion King...
arthur-christmas-claus: And they weren’t even the same species. “But it’s not natural!” “There’s no way any child raised by two men could be happy, or even content.” “But now their child will be gay.” “He will never have a normal, real relationship.” “He’ll be socially inept and never amount to anything.” Respected king. Loved father. I rest my case. And just for the hell...
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ALRIGHT YOU LITTLE SHITS
dreamwurks: hacheload: rosenkristall: TUMBLR AND IT’S FUTURE IS AT STAKE HERE SIGN AND REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO SAVE TUMBLR FROM YAHOO SIGNAL BOOST HOLY FUCKING SHIT, I CHECKED AND THIS IS NOT A DRILL I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL.  We need 5,000,000 signatures i know there’s enough bloggers out there hell sign twice using different emails.
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dreamwurks: hacheload: rosenkristall: TUMBLR AND IT’S FUTURE IS AT STAKE HERE SIGN AND REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO SAVE TUMBLR FROM YAHOO SIGNAL BOOST HOLY FUCKING SHIT, I CHECKED AND THIS IS NOT A DRILL I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL.  We need 5,000,000 signatures i know there’s enough bloggers out there hell sign twice using different emails.
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geometricdeathtrap: metallikato: generallegendary: metallikato: jewelstaites: how to give a good handjob bop it pull it twist it harder better faster stronger  You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about! Cha cha real smooth none of you ever touch a penis
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lampsarepeopletoo: they call me macklemore in math class because im like what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what
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If you're a girl who likes girls, please reblog...
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lalalafrickyou: bloody-nips: i’m watching Extreme Couponing and i just saw a woman rack up a charge of over $1000 and then her coupon game was so fucking raw by the end of it the store owed her $8. what the fuck “her coupon game was so fuckin raw” is basically the best string of words ever concocted
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